Monday, March 13, 2006
A friend of mine did this survey on Friendster and his answers were so funny I almost fell off my chair. So here goes mine...-Name 3 schools you went to-1) SRK Convent Green Lane2) SM Convent Green Lane
3) Institut Perkim-Goon
-Name 3 things in your purse/wallet/pocket-1) Money2) Coins
3) IC/Driver's license
-Name 3 things you always wear-1) Clothes
2) Watch
3) Fake smile
-Name 3 things you do when you are really stressed-1) Sleep
2) Watch
Friends or
Will & Grace3) Listen to
Fuel-Name 3 favorite songs right now-1) Hemorrhage by Fuel2) Fly Me to The Moon by Westlife3) Sunburn by Fuel-Name 3 favorite places to shop-1) Cold Storage2) Crabtree & Evelyn
3) Padini Authentics
-Name 3 places you go to on a daily basis-1) Class2) Mamak stalls at TCPJ
3) Bathroom
-Name 3 things you like to do-1) Sing along with whatever song on my WMP2) Laugh
3) Surveys (Newsflash!)
-Name 3 favorite fruits-1) Mango2) Ciku
3)
Jack from Will & Grace
-Name 3 things you are addicted to-1) My mom's sambal taukua2) Papadams
3) Watching
Will & Grace-Name 3 favorite hobbies-1) Dazzling people with my sarcasm2) Cooking
3) Honing my skills in singing Fuel's
Hemorrhage-Name 3 career choices-1) Doctor 2) Lawyer
3) Pulitzer-prize winning writer
-Name 3 goals in 2006-1) To get 4.0 GPA for Sem 62) Love myself more
3) Try to wake up in the morning on weekends
-Name 3 plans for next week-1) Finish assignments2) Finish assignments
3) By new underwear
-Three Names You Go By-1) Aida2) A Aida
3) Aida Ahmad
-Three Parts of Your Heritage-1) Good food!2) Sarcasm (it runs in the family)
3) Prolonged youthfulness (we don't look our age)
-Three Things That Scare You-1) Cats and dogs2) People who sneak up on me
3) My niece! When she does her Junior Oscar-winning performance of The Exorcist
-Three of Your Everyday Essentials-1) Coffee2) Internet
3) Pooping
-Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now-1) T-shirt2) My fed-up face
3) Old pants
-Three of Your Favorite Bands or Musical Artists-1) Fuel2) Michael Buble`
3) Bon Jovi
-Three Things You Want in a Relationship (OTHERTHAN Love)-1) Laughter2) Fidelity
3) Pig-out partner
-Two Truths and a Lie (in no particular order)-1) I once shoplifted2) I contemplated poisoning somebody
3) I never stole money from my parents
-Three Physical Things about the Opposite Sex that Appeal to You-1) Hands2) Smile
3) Hair
-Three Places You Want to go on Vacation-1) Europe2) Tahiti
3) New York
-Three things you want to do before you die-1) Travel to all the continents2) Get married
3) Go to a Bon Jovi concert
green leaf ;
Wednesday, March 08, 2006
Within the past three months, three people whom I knew quite a bit passed away. Two of them were my neighbours and the other was a friend’s sister. Life is so short.
Three of these people died under different circumstances. One neighbour, Dr. Hema, while trying to overtake an army truck in Kota Bharu, couldn’t maneuver her car in time to avoid a head-on collision with a four-wheel drive. The other, Lawrence, an avid diver, drowned in the waters of Perak after his oxygen tank malfunctioned. And lastly, Julz’s sister, Ernie, succumbed to brain cancer. Sad thing was she died in late December in Kedah and I only found out today through another mutual school friend.
All of you will be truly missed. I can imagine what your families must be going through. I feel their pain of losing a loved one. May God bless your souls.
green leaf ;
Tuesday, March 07, 2006
I get excited when I come across interesting websites online. This one in particular contains quotations by famous scholars and authors. Just wanted to share it you all. The subjects ranges from health and food to forgiveness and hate. I cracked up with those from Jay Leno, whom I think is just a brilliant guy and a damn good talk show host. Enjoy.
On Food
- Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream makes it Russian; lemon and cinnamon make it Greek. Soy sauce makes it Chinese; garlic makes it good.
Alice May Brock
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
Calvin TrillinUS columnist (1935 - )
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
Fran LebowitzUS writer and humorist (1950 - )
My favorite animal is steak.
Fran LebowitzUS writer and humorist (1950 - )
There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman (1903) act 1Irish dramatist & socialist (1856 - 1950)
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'
Jay LenoUS comedian & television host (1950 - )
I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something.
Mitch HedbergAmerican comedian (1968 - 2005)
and the best of all ...
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
Totie Fields
On health
Health is not valued till sickness comes.
Dr. Thomas Fuller, Gnomologia, 1732British physician (1654 - 1734)
Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.
Jay LenoUS comedian & television host (1950 - )
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Mark TwainUS humorist, novelist, short story author, & wit (1835 - 1910)
green leaf ;
Friday, March 03, 2006
Shees.... even the cobwebs in the MJ's Thriller video is no match with the "cyber" cobwebs in heeeeere! Wait..... hachoooooooooo!! Blegh..! Gesundheit to me.
Somebody really needs to get over herself. I mean, how self-absorbed can you be? I cannot believe what a bloody shmuck and dufus I was to actually give this person the benefit of the doubt. This is what I get for giving someone a chance to prove that they're actually not the person that everybody says they are. You had some fucking nerve to tell me to apologize to YOU! Well you know what? You don't fucking deserve one. I wonder if she noticed, since she's so full of shit, that I didn't give her one. Grow the fuck up! I just wished that you had offered to switch duty roles with me the other day instead of someone else, because I would have told you off and my words would have hit you so bad that your head would've spinned.
Like I said, word gets around. Tell me, are you such a fucking coward that you can't tell it to my face? In fact, you must the stupidest person to rant and rave about me to the people that actually would regurgitate what you said a minute later. If you even think that people owe you something, you are sadly mistaken. Your actions clearly showed that you are a selfish and thoughtless person because obviously you failed to realize that hardship that others also had to endure to give you your fucking grade. The way you look at people when they're talking to you, who by the way were trying to not hurt your feelings, is insulting if not repulsive.
Don't ever insult my intelligence. Please, spare me your oh-no one-understands-me melodrama. You don't even understand yourself. Quit the star-trip act. It's getting really old. Newsflash! You are not better than anybody else. If you think you are, then you are fucking dilutional and demented. I pity you. You don't even like your own skin and you pretend to be somebody else.
Redemption is your only chance. But then again, it's gonna take the life out of you. But I guess it will be no problem for you since you are so confident you can do things better than me. Don't even try to bitch about me to others, because I will know eventually. And this time, I will seriously kick your fucking face in.
green leaf ;
